GHSS: French Onion Spaghetti Pie

When I first flipped through this book, I just knew I would never make this recipe. I like spaghetti the way I like spaghetti and I didn't feel like I needed to try it any other way. All of that changed when Collin asked if I would stop making Salmon for a while...which is what I was going to make for dinner... and I realized that I already have most of the ingredients needed for this recipe.

The ingredient I didn't have? White wine. Why? Cause I drank it earlier in the week. Thanks mom, for giving me one of your bottles.

Now I'm just going to come right out and say that while this recipe wasn't the worst thing I've ever made, I will not ever make it again and the leftovers will likely make it into the trash. It was just very bland. I had to add a fuck ton of crushed red pepper to make it through the dish and I wish I would have added bacon. You also need about 3 mixing bowls and a pot in addition to your skillet. It's exhausting just writing all of that out. So many dishes for a not-so-great reward.

You also need 1 1/2 cups of Gruyere cheese which, aside from being hella expensive, added zero flavor. I honestly wish I would have used pepper jack or something with a little more oomph to it.

The real winner here was the breadcrumb topping. That shit was legit.

Whole

It did slice quite nicely

Nice and Sturdy

I won't post the recipe because I really don't think it's worth it, but if you would like to give it a shot and see if you can make it work holler at me. I'll send it your way. 

Next stop is the meatloaf train...tonight!

GHSS: Crispy Sesame Pork

It's obviously no secret that I love cooking. I love reading, making my own notes on, and modifying, each recipe...it's pure relaxation. That being said, it's not often that I come across a recipe that is out of this world delicious. Let's be serious here, most cookbook recipes range from "okay" to "pretty good" when prepared exactly how the recipe states.

Well my friends (sisters), this one is an out of this world delicious recipe. So delicious, in fact, that I could barely hear Calvin's complaints about the "weird sauce" and his requests to "rinse off the lettuce" over the flavor packed rave that was dancing across my taste buds.

This is basically a salad. You cook the pork and cut it up and toss it with a spring mix and drizzle a soy/brown sugar reduction on top. I figured it would be mediocre at best. Boy, was I wrong. Like. I don't want to brush my teeth because it was SO good. Disgusting, I know, but I really don't know how else to get my point across.

The only modifications I did to this recipe were:

1) I seasoned the pork with salt and pepper
2) I seasoned the panko/sesame seed mixture
3) I added a little water to the sauce to thin it out a little (it thickened upon standing)

There is really nothing else to say except that if you make this your life will be better. It's that good. Facts.

Sauce on

Sauce off

Recipe:

3 tbs soy sauce
2 tbs brown sugar (I eyeballed this)

1/3 cup panko breadcrumbs (I used about 1/2 cup)
2 tbs sesame seeds
1 large egg
4 thin boneless pork chops
3 tbs canola oil

1 container (5 oz) spring mix
1 cup grape tomatoes, halved
1 cup shredded carrots (I used 2)

1) In a small saucepan, mix soy sauce and brown sugar until blended. Simmer for 2 minutes; cool.
2) On a plate combine the breadcrumbs and the sesame seeds (season this). In a shallow bowl, beat the egg. Dip the pork in egg and then coat with crumb mixture, pressing firmly so mixture adheres.
3) In 12 inch skillet, heat the oil over medium high heat until hot. Add pork; fry for 3 minutes on each side. Drain on paper towels and cut into cubes.
4) In a large bowl, toss the spring mix with the tomatoes and carrots. Add pork and the sauce.

Prepare to be amazed.

GHSS: Pepper Jack Quinoa

Once upon a time I decided to make black bean and quinoa burgers. While the name itself should have been my first red flag, the other should have been when the recipe told me that 1/4 cup of quinoa needed 2 cups of liquid. Yes, you read that right. I remember wondering where the hell that recipe was going and eventually decided (even though every part of my brain was fighting me) to take the plunge and do it their way. Cut to me ruining a dish towel trying to ring out the black bean and quinoa soup that I was left with.

After that I got smart and bought some cheese cloth for emergencies like that one. That was probably 2 years ago and I haven't used it since. Until today.

When I first read this recipe and found out that it called for 1 cup of quinoa and 4 cups of water, I almost closed the book and ended it all. But then I had a bottle of wine and decided to, again, trust the author of the cookbook.

For this particular recipe, you cook the quinoa in the 4 cups of water and then add broccoli toward the end of the cooking time. Ok, now that makes sense. You gotta have room for the broccoli to cook. At least there was a reason for this insanity. Here's where the cheese cloth came in. I know damn well that all of my colanders have holes that are way too big. Cooked or not, I'd lose some of that quinoa to my garbage disposal. Quick fix: loosely hang some cheesecloth over the colander and drain. It also makes it easy to squeeze the excess water out... OR just cook the quinoa with 2 cups of water and the broccoli separately.

Look at that y'all. I'm evolving. 

While the quinoa was doing it's thing, I prepped the rest of the dish. In a bowl you toss spinach, salt and pepper, garlic, and sour cream. What I didn't know is that I only had a few sad little dollops of sour cream left in the container. This was actually the best possible scenario because I discovered something amazing. In my refrigerator I had about half a jar of Prego alfredo sauce leftover from a casserole I made a few nights back. Now normally I would never entertain the idea of jarred alfredo sauce, because I make such a killer one from scratch, but sometimes you just want to live life without having to wash 2 extra dishes. Anyway the whole point is that I used the leftover sauce in place of the sour cream and it really gave this dish an extra punch. 

Look at the creaminess of that spinach mix

This dish was amazing. Technically, this is supposed to be served as a main dish (it's actually in the section titled "Meatless Mains") but I baked some chicken to go with it. 

Hello to the extra cup of cheese that I added

Recipe:

1 cup quinoa, rinsed

8 oz broccoli florets

4 cups packed baby spinach

1/2 cup light sour cream (or just dump in some jarred alfredo sauce)

3 garlic cloves, minced

1/2 tsp salt (I added more)

1/2 tsp pepper (I added way more)

4 oz (1 cup) pepper jack cheese, shredded (I used 2 cups)

1) In a 5 qt saucepot, heat quinoa and 4 cups water to boiling over high heat. Cook as label directs. Add the broccoli to the pot 5 minutes before the end of cooking time. 

2) Drain quinoa mixture well; transfer to a large bowl.

3) Add spinach, sour cream, garlic, salt, and pepper. Toss to combine.

4) Preheat broiler on high. Broil for 3 minutes or until cheese is melty and toasty.

GHSS: Moroccan Olive & Orange Chicken

There are a lot of things in this world that I love. Champagne, chips and salsa, lipstick, singing, my children...just to name a few. One thing that you might not know is that I love olives. I like to nestle in with a bowl of olives and little pickles and just go to town. It's a comfort thing, I think, dating back to my childhood Thanksgivings when my sister Suzy and I would scarf down an entire tray of pickles and olives that my mother meant to be appetizers. I love traditions.

So of course, when I saw the word "olive" I stopped immediately and declared that this would be my next recipe. I also really love cooking meat with fruit, something Collin never even knew about until he met me and he asked what the hell I was doing pairing apples and pork together. And he thinks *I'm* the crazy one.

So I gathered all of the ingredients and got to chopping.

Alright now looking back I would do a few things differently. I would definitely throw the chicken in some kind of orange juice marinade the night before and I would absolutely spice the flour. Salt and pepper can only carry you so far and it fell short here. The chicken itself was, you guessed it, a little bland but the olive and onion saved it as long as you ate all 3 in the same bite. I was a little disappointed in the sauce and I was kicking myself for not placing the orange slices on top of the chicken as it simmered. CUMIN. That's what it was missing. It just came to me. And now my tongue is doing that thing that tongues do like when you're thinking about eating a lemon jolly rancher.

It just looked so pretty

This looks scrumptious as hell.

I paired this with a spinach and tomato salad. I've been really into those lately.

RECIPE:

4 chicken breast cutlets about 4 oz each (I had some that were over 4 oz and it all worked out)

1/4 tsp salt (who even measures this out)

1/4 tsp pepper (seriously, who?)

1/4 cup flour (you'll love yourself if you spice this)

3 tbs Olive Oil

1 red onion, sliced

2 navel oranges (I used the kid's oranges cause that's what I had)

1/2 cup green olives

Rice Pilaf, for serving

Parsley, for garnish (I forgot this part)

1) Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper then dredge each cutlet in flour.

2) In a 12 inch skillet, heat the oil over medium high heat until hot. Add the chicken and cool until it's done, turning once - about 6 minutes total. Transfer it to a plate.

3) Reduce the heat to medium; add onion and cook until soft, stirring occasionally. Squeeze the juice from the oranges into the skillet and add a few orange slices. Add olives to skillet and 1/4 cup water. 4) Return the chicken to the skillet and simmer until everything is nice and hot. 

5) Service with rice pilaf and garnish with parsley.

GHSS: Creole Fried Rice

Today was a lazy Sunday. And when I say lazy, I mean lazy.

To give a visual: I'm still in last night's pajamas and it's 4 pm. However, I did brush my teeth and do my skincare routine this morning because I'm not a fucking animal.

That being said it was hella tempting not to just say "fuck it" and order pizza, but then I thought of you (yes you) and how your Sunday would not be complete if you didn't get to find out what I made for dinner. I'm just such a good person.

I picked out 4 recipes from Skillet Suppers to put on my meal plan for the week and this one seemed like it was the easiest to throw together. We're talking 30 minutes from the second you start pulling ingredients to the moment your spoon enters your mouth. I really don't know how I've lived my life up to this point without this book.

This recipe calls for andouille sausage, which I've never actually been able to find in any of my neighborhood markets. It also doesn't help that my version of "not being able to find it" is walking up to the sausage section in the store, not immediately seeing it on the shelf, and then buying the cheapest jalapeno sausage instead. In this particular case, kielbasa was on sale so that's what ya girl bought.

In this recipe there is also a need for a can of kidney beans (Beans! What do you mean beans!?) which I already had in my pantry. Oh, that's another thing about this book. The majority of recipes call for things I already have. For this recipe, all I needed to buy was the sausage. Another huge win. But back to the beans. I felt like the beans kind of over powered the dish and wish I would have only added half a can vs the whole can. For bean lovers like my sisters this would not be an issue, but I like to feel like my bites contain more meat and veggies. Collin also really liked this dish and did not think the beans were an issue (he actually just got up for seconds) but I suppose that's all preference. You decide.

On to the rice - and this is important. The recipe calls for 4 cups cooked white rice. I thought about cooking some minute rice, but didn't want to dirty another pot so I grabbed two pouches of "ready rice" (Uncle Ben's is the brand name, but the off brand kinds are just as good). I had one pouch of brown rice and one pouch of the chicken kind and thought fuck it let's get wild and use them both. Note: each pouch is 2 cups of rice. I suggest going this route the first time you make this because I found one pouch (2 cups) to be the perfect amount of rice. If I had added 4 cups it would have been way too much. And in case you're wondering, I put the brown rice in first. The chicken will be for tomorrow's dinner. I know, I know...how boring.

Check out the perfect rice to meat/veggie ratio

She tells you to add hot sauce if that's your thing...and it absolutely fucking is

Creole Fried Rice 

2 tbs canola oil (olive oil, whatever)

8 oz. andouille sausage (she actually suggests Kielbasa as an alternative in the book - ha!)

1 large onion, chopped

1 large green pepper, chopped

3 garlic cloves, chopped

1 tbs. creole seasoning (let's be real - you'll need way more than that)

4 cups cooked white rice (strongly recommend going the pouch route first)

1 can (15 oz) kidney beans, rinsed and drained (if you're a beany person)

2 tbs. tomato paste

Sliced green onions and hot sauce, for serving

1) In a 12 inch skillet, add the oil over medium heat until hot. Add sausage, onion, pepper, garlic, and creole seasoning. Cook for about 10 minutes or until veggies are tender.

2) Add the rest of the ingredients and cook until hot. Sprinkle green onion on top.

3) Serve with the hot sauce.  

Motivation Station

Holy crap has it been two years?

Well, you know what they say: No better time than the present. Or is it: Presents are always a good time? Either way, motivation has begun tingling in the fingertips of yours truly and you all have an adorable redhead in the form of my sister's girlfriend to blame.

I know, I know. Out of nowhere I stopped blogging. Well, I stopped blogging and started taking mediocre photos of food and posting them on Instagram. I lost my food mojo, but it's back now and in the meantime I have acquired several new cookbooks. The most recent was a gift for my birthday. It's a simple little book called "Skillet Suppers" and, you guessed it, all you need is a skillet and about half an hour for all of the recipes. I'll call that a fuckin win.

The cover photo also looks fuckin legit

As I read through this book I got that itch that can only mean one thing: I need to cook and then blog about it so my sisters can read it.

Delicious things to come, ya'll.